A Paper Craft Labour Day

The pencil salesman went on a walk with his new lady in waiting.
While smoking they talked about the weather, and the nature of the universe. 

The two came across a brightly colored peacock.
It was a surly bird, and very territorial.
They stealthily snuck pass... the unruly peafowl. 

The Cure to Boredom: Paper Craft

Process:

Step one: Drink an alcoholic beverage.

Step two: Question your beliefs.

Step three: Look out to the middle distance.

Step four: Let out a deep mournful sigh.

Step five: Drink another alcoholic beverage.

Step six: Marvel at the complete project.

You can always make beautiful things, 

even if you're having an existential crisis. - Martha Stewart