Tuesday, September 3, 2013

A Paper Craft Labour Day

The pencil salesman went on a walk with his new lady in waiting.
While smoking they talked about the weather, and the nature of the universe. 
The two came across a brightly colored peacock.
It was a surly bird, and very territorial.
They stealthily snuck pass... the unruly peafowl. 

Monday, September 2, 2013

The Cure to Boredom: Paper Craft


Step one: Drink an alcoholic beverage.
Step two: Question your beliefs.
Step three: Look out to the middle distance.
Step four: Let out a deep mournful sigh.
Step five: Drink another alcoholic beverage.
Step six: Marvel at the complete project.

You can always make beautiful things, 
even if you're having an existential crisis. - Martha Stewart